Strathcona Internationals

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Strathcona Internationals
Full nameStrathcona Internationals Football Club
Nickname(s)Globalists
GroundBowreach, Vickery
ManagerKelssek Nigella Daywell
LeagueKelssek Championship

Strathcona Internationals FC is a professional football club based in Vickery, the republic capital of Conryia, Kelssek. The club was founded in 18 BFE by a group of expatriate workers to enter the Conryia Provincial Cup and city-level competitions, taking the name of the industrial quarter south of central Vickery which, today, is highly gentrified with the factories and warehouses converted to loft apartments.

Strathcona are sometimes nicknamed "The Globalists", originally a piss-take by fans of other clubs. This dates to the club's first league title win in the 60th Kelssek Championship season, the year after UICA's collapse. Although expecting to take part in the Dwile Invitational the paperwork was allegedly lost and the club were thus denied their opportunity to play in international competition.

The club president subsequently complained that Football Kelssek and international authorities were in a conspiracy against Strathcona. The following season, their away match to Conryia Derby rivals Mazinaw Vanorian saw taunts of "alien chemtrails, they're coming for you", Mazinaw fans in tinfoil hats, and the Strathcona players greeted with a tifo depicting them being abducted by a UFO and the words "I want to believe". At the time, Strathcona's title win was moderately surprising as they had been promoted two seasons before and were considered a mid-table club. There was thus a bit of desperation as many fans thought they might never get such a chance again.

History

Kelssek footballing legend François Saint-Louis was appointed manager in 185 FE and won the 11th Vilitan Cove Invitational in his first season, making Strathcona the first Kelssek football club to win an important international trophy – although the actual importance of the VCI is considerably downplayed by other clubs who haven’t won it, of course. Saint-Louis took the club into title contention in his third season (187-88/KFL68), but after a poor end to the season the club finished third and lost in the Patriotes Cup final. The following season, they had their best performance in international competition when they reached the IFCF Champions League round of 16. Saint-Louis won Strathcona its second league championship in 191-92 (KFL72), but left the club in the close season as he was recruited to become manager of the Kelssek national football team.

Niall Jenkins, a former Kelssek international from the previous generation, was hired from Torbay Thunder to take the job. Jenkins named Tumbran star player Lynne Crossley captain but there was a massive fall-off in his first season as the team, which saw many key players retire or leave the club after the title win, finished 11th. With new signings getting more adapted to the club things improved the following year and Strathcona climbed the table again, finishing third in 195-96 (KFL76). But the next year, Jenkins was sacked mid-season after a poor start to the season saw Strathcona in the relegation zone. Blake McDonagh was appointed in his place and managed to recover the league position to 13th, as well as reaching the Associations Trophy semifinals and Patriotes Cup final where they were convincingly beaten 4-0 by Latrobe Athletic. McDonagh cemented the team in the top half of the table over the next few years, but was not able to secure a return to IFCF tournaments until 5th place in the 201-02 (KFL82) season gained entry to the Challengers Cup. Despite expectations of improvement in league position Strathcona fell to 7th in the league. At the end of the season, the club negotiated a mutual termination of McDonagh's contract one year early, and appointed Nigella Daywell, then assistant manager at Kirkenes FC, to her first managerial position.

Players

Current squad

As of KFL season 88

Note: Flags indicate national team as defined under World Cup Committee eligibility rules. Players may hold more than one non-WCC nationality.

No. Position Player
1 Indusse GK Akash Deepak
26 Kelssek GK Tyler Anderson
2 Qasden DF Rosephine Thistle
4 The Kytler Peninsulae DF Ársæll Einarsson
5 Kelssek DF Olivier Sansouci
13 Kelssek DF Jason Franke
17 Kelssek DF Heldon White
20 Kelssek DF Yves Hassler
27 Kelssek DF Jundon Shay
7 Squornshelan Remnant States MF Maram Tatsinan
10 Squornshelan Remnant States MF Priidik Bulut
12 Kelssek MF Daeved Duff
14 Kelssek MF Novio Agregado
15 Kelssek MF Marcus Chatham
No. Position Player
16 Kelssek MF Stéphanie Wang
17 Kelssek MF Fínán Ó Muireartaigh
19 Kelssek MF Jæck Drydenn
26 Kelssek MF Calen Pekar
10 South Newlandia FW Jeanne Gautier
11 Valanora MF/FW Lina Gården
18 Kelssek MF Críostóir Ó Tíghearnaigh
21 Kelssek MF Romain Schnorr
23 Kelssek MF Ashton McCulloch

Notable ex-players

  • Kelssek Rémy Dionne - Ended his career playing five years at Strathcona, after playing for South Laithland in Nephara for five years. Scored in a losing effort in Patriotes Cup 16 final.
  • Tumbra Lynne Crossley - KFL72 Player of the Year, named to the global Testiculos final team. Named captain from KFL73.
  • Kelssek Bryan Hartpoach
  • Cassadaigua Preston Treadwell
  • Nyowani Kitara Mhara Vera - Club captain
  • Vdara Trifonas Tolakis - Key defensive lynchpin
Played in the World Cup finals or Cup of Harmony while with the club

Honours

Kelssek Championship
  • Winners (2): 60, 72
  • Runners-up: 63, 68, 84
Patriotes Cup
  • Winners (1): 12
  • Runners-up: 7, 17, 26, 30
Kelssek National (level 2)
  • South Conference winners (1): 53
Vilitan Cove Invitational
  • Winners (1): 11
Tropicorp Super Cup
  • Runners-up: 6

Results

Key

Results of league and cup competitions by season
Season League Cup IFCF/UICA Other
Division Pld W D L GF GA Pts Rank
66 Champ 38 17 9 12 51 39 60 7th QF VCI W
67 Champ 38 14 12 12 87 85 54 10th 3R VCI SF
68 Champ 38 20 13 5 65 38 73 2nd F
69 Champ 38 20 8 10 66 37 68 3rd 3R CL R16
70 Champ 38 21 7 10 68 38 70 5th 3R ChC GS
71 Champ 38 23 6 9 73 40 75 4th SF ChC GS
72 Champ 38 24 4 10 76 39 76 1st QF ChC GS
73 Champ 38 13 9 16 50 54 48 11th 3R CL R16
74 Champ 38 15 11 12 51 49 56 9th QF
75 Champ 38 20 10 8 62 35 70 5th 4R
76 Champ 38 23 4 11 72 50 73 3rd QF ChC 4QR
77 Champ 38 13 8 17 55 61 47 13th F AT SF
78 Champ 38 17 13 8 65 47 64 6th 4R
79 Champ 38 18 8 12 69 48 62 9th 3R
80 Champ 38 16 9 13 71 54 57 9th 5R
81 Champ 38 19 11 8 74 55 68 6th 3R
82 Champ 38 23 7 8 65 41 76 5th 4R
83 Champ 38 21 3 14 66 42 66 7th 4R ChC 3QR
84 Champ 38 26 7 5 82 38 85 2nd 4R
85 Champ 38 15 14 9 58 38 59 8th 4R AT R16
86 Champ 38 19 7 12 75 54 64 7th 3R
87 Champ 38 18 6 14 68 50 60 8th 4R

Managerial history

  • François Saint-Louis (66-72)
  • Niall Jenkins (73-77)
  • Blake McDonagh (78-83)
  • Nigella Daywell (84-present)