Sylestone national football team
The Sylestone National Football Team represents Sylestone in football and has done so since the start of the 72nd edition of the Baptism of Fire. While they are yet to produce the goods in an important international tournament, good performances in the IAC10 and Mike Sarzo Memorial Trophy have shown the world how classy they are.
Background Information
Nickname
The Appliances, named such because that's what they are.
Style
Sylestone uses a defensive 5-3-2 formation, but with star strikers. The midfielders play all around the ground and can assume striker and defender positions when required. Being Sentients, predicting their moves is hard and the coach, the Toaster, much prefers 1-0 wins to 3-2 as he is very defensive oriented.
Rivalries
Three of Sylestone's biggest rivalries are against The Jovannic, Tikariot and Megistos, all up-and-coming nations in the football world. Their other rivalry is against Ethane, a side of whom they have close diplomatic relations with. They have also played four games against Poafmersia.
Home Stadia
There are nine stadiums around Sylestone which have all hosted international football, the biggest ones being:
Sentient Oval (Kirkham), Chamberley Institute of Sport (Chamberley), Avondale International Sports Stadium (Avondale) and The Bay Reserve (Betham)
Staff
Coach
The Coach of the Sylestonean football team is the Toaster
Manager
The Toilet
Players
| Position | Name | Club |
| Goalkeeper | Brick Wall | Kirkham Sentients |
| Goalkeeper | Table | Kirkham Suburbs |
| Defender | Drawer | Kirkham Sentients |
| Defender | Dishwasher | Kirkham Appliances |
| Defender | Toilet | Kirkham City |
| Defender | Washing Machine | Easthold Royals (Mriin) |
| Defender | Ironing Board | Kirkham Appliances |
| Defender | Sofa | Kirkham Furniture |
| Midfielder | Bar Stool | Vidial Alchemists (Mriin) |
| Midfielder | Spiderwebs | Kirkham City |
| Midfielder | Stove | Letson Town (Ethane) |
| Midfielder | Fridge | Kirkham Suburbs |
| Forward | Mixer | Swisston City FC (Kohnhead) |
| Forward | Tumble Dryer | Kirkham Sentients |
Results
World Cup
World Cup 85
Baptism of Fire 72
| MD 1 | Sylestone | 0-0 | Appalachian Nation | |
| Stadium: TBA |
| MD 3 | Sylestone | 4-3 | Appalachian Nation | |
| Stadium: TBA |
| MD 6 | Sylestone | 2-4 | Appalachian Nation | |
| Stadium: TBA |
| MD 7 | Sylestone | 2-2 | Template:Country data Res Publica Nova | Appalachian Nation |
| Stadium: TBA |
| Round of 32 | Sylestone | 0-1 (a.e.t.) | File:Flag of Villablanca.png Vilablanca | Letson, Ethane |
World Cup Qualifiers
| MD 1 | North Quadana File:Flag of North Quadana.png | 1-0 | North Quadana |
| MD 3 | Flavovespia | 2-0 | Flavovespia |
| MD 4 | Sylestone | 2-1 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Stadium: Chamberley Institure of Sport |
| MD 5 | Template:Country data A Flock of Seagulls | 2-2 | A Flock of Seagulls |
| MD 6 | Sylestone | 0-0 | Template:Country data West Pocono | Kirkham, Sylestone |
| Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| MD 7 | South Covello | 4-2 | South Covello |
| MD 10 | Sylestone | 0-2 | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| MD 11 | Template:Country data The Appraisal to the Allmighty MR TAYTO | 1-0 | The Appraisal to the Allmighty MR TAYTO |
| MD 13 | Sylestone | 1-2 | Kirkham, Sylestone | |
| Spiderwebs |
Nkitilina Morgenstern |
Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| MD 14 | Sylestone | 0-0 | File:Flag of North Quadana.png North Quadana | Betham, Sylestone |
| Stadium: The Bay Reserve |
| MD 16 | Sylestone | 0-1 | Pesfield, Sylestone | |
| Stadium: The Trees |
| MD 17 | Eastfield Lodge | 4-1 | Eastfield Lodge | |
| Cousin Morales |
Mixer |
| MD 18 | Sylestone | 4-4 | Template:Country data A Flock of Seagulls | Cleorough, Sylestone |
| Mixer Spiderwebs |
Stadium: Carson Stadium |
| MD 19 | Template:Country data West Pocono | 3-1 | West Pocono | |
| Ironing Board |
| MD 20 | Sylestone | 0-1 | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| MD 23 | Main Nation Ministry | 3-0 | Main Nation Ministry |
| MD 24 | Sylestone | 1-1 | Template:Country data The Appraisal to the Allmighty MR TAYTO | Kirkham, Sylestone |
| Tumble Dryer |
Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| MD 26 | Taeshan | 3-0 | Chinchinhua, Taeshan | |
| Ninetails Morgenstern Jackson |
Stadium: Real Stadium on the Lake |
Cup of Harmony 77
| MD 2 | Sylestone | 2-3 | Arlington, Zwangzug | |
| Mixer Fridge |
Laymore Bonchek Falcon |
Stadium: City Athletic Venue |
| MD 3 | Sylestone | 4-3 | Zwischen, Zwangzug | |
| Mixer Bar Stool Stove |
Stadium: Zwischen Soccer-Specific Stadium |
| MD 4 | Sylestone | 1-5 | Zwischen, Sylestone | |
| Fridge |
Amitabh Player Player |
Stadium: Zwischen Soccer-Specific Stadium |
World Cup 86
World Cup Qualifiers
| MD 2 | Sylestone | 2-0 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Tumble Dryer |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
| MD 4 | Sylestone | 0-1 | Kirkham, Sylestone | |
| Hoboson |
Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| MD 6 | Sylestone | 3-0 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Mixer Bar Stool |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
| MD 7 | Audioslavia | 2-0 | Audioslavia | |
| Knudsen Rosel |
| MD 8 | Sylestone | 1-2 | Template:Country data Euran Oceanic Territories | Avondale, Sylestone |
| Bar Stool |
Chadwick Ramsey |
Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| MD 9 | The Holy Empire | 4-3 | The Holy Empire | |
| Vatatzes Ceraluso |
Stove Mixer |
| MD 11 | Southwest Eastnorth | 3-2 | Southwest Eastnorth | |
| Houton Austin Johncock |
Mixer |
| MD 13 | Poafmersia | 2-1 | Poafmersia | |
| Meyer Casey |
Fridge |
| MD 15 | Silver Commonwealth | 2-0 | Silver Commonwealth | |
| Garcia |
| MD 16 | Sylestone | 1-3 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Mixer |
Rosel Da Rosa |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
| MD 17 | Template:Country data Euran Oceanic Territories | 0-0 | Euran Oceanic Territories |
| MD 18 | Sylestone | 3-3 | Betham, Sylestone | |
| Mixer Tumble Dryer Template:56 |
Player Player Player |
Stadium: The Bay Reserve |
Cup of Harmony 78
| MD 1 | The Jovannic | 1-3 | New Sarum, Ethane | |
| Lelop |
Mixer |
Stadium: Prince Edward Stadium |
| MD 2 | Sylestone | 1-4 | New Sarum, Ethane | |
| Bar Stool |
Aitken Drawer Alexander |
Stadium: Prince Edward Stadium |
| MD 4 | Sylestone | 1-0 | Deloitte, Ethane | |
| Tumble Dryer |
Stadium: GLENT Stadium |
| MD 5 | Sylestone | 2-0 | Southern Hampton, Ethane | |
| Bar Stool Spiderwebs |
Stadium: Marianne Detreaux Stadium |
| Round of 32 | Sylestone | 0-0 (a.e.t.) (4-3 p) | Ethane |
| Round of 16 | Sylestone | 3-2 (a.e.t.) | Southern Hampton, Ethane | |
| Bar Stool Tumble Dryer Stove |
Mixer Presintino |
Stadium: Marianna Detreaux Stadium |
| Quarter-Finals | Sylestone | 1-0 | Letson, Ethane | |
| Bar Stool |
Stadium: Newton-Smith Arena |
| Semi-Final | Sylestone | 1-2 (a.e.t.) | Deloitte, Ethane | |
| Fridge |
Malkorra |
Stadium: GLENT Arena |
| Third Place Playoff | Sylestone | 2-1 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Mixer |
Costa |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
Independent Associations Championship
IAC 10
| MD 1 | Sylestone | 2-1 | Eternare, Omerica | |
| Tumble Dryer Bar Stool |
Player |
Stadium: Stade Rue de la Victoire |
| MD 2 | Sylestone | 3-3 | Eternare, Omerica | |
| Washing Machine Mixer Bar Stool |
Player Player Player |
Stadium: Stade Rue de la Victoire |
| MD 5 | Sylestone | 3-2 | Port Alexandre, Omerica | |
| Fridge Tumble Dryer Bar Stool |
Player Player |
Stadium: Arena la Rouge |
| Round of 16 | Sylestone | 2-3 | Charlescourt, Omerica | |
| Tumble Dryer |
Player Player Player |
Stadium: Stade Just-Cartier |
International Football Cup
IFC 1
| MD 2 | Eurasies | 0-2 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Tumble Dryer |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
| MD 3 | Sylestone | 0-1 | Kirkham, Sylestone | |
| Player |
Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| MD 4 | Liberal Democratic Socialist States | 5-3 | Dunkirk, Sylestone | |
| Player Player Player Player Player |
Fridge Mixer |
Stadium: Ground of Dunkirk |
| MD 8 | The Jovannic | 0-1 | Kirkham, Sylestone | |
| Spiderwebs |
Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| MD 9 | Sylestone | 2-0 | Dunkirk, Sylestone | |
| Ironing Board Drawer |
Stadium: Ground of Dunkirk |
| Semi Final | Sylestone | 1-0 (a.e.t.) | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| Mixer |
Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| Final | Tikariot | 1-0 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Vacarese |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
IFC 2
| MD 1 | Sylestone | 2-0 | Calamari County, Squidroidia | |
| Tumble Dryer Sofa |
Stadium: County Stadium |
| MD 2 | Sylestone | 3-2 | Calamari County, Squidroidia | |
| Tumble Dryer Sofa Fridge |
Conti Moutinho |
Stadium: County Stadium |
| MD 3 | Sylestone | 1-2 | Calamari County, Squidroidia | |
| Mixer |
Box Jellyfish |
Stadium: County Stadium |
| Quarter Final | Sylestone | v | Midnight, Squidroidia | |
| Stadium: Darkness Stadium |
Mike Sarzo Memorial Trophy
MSMT #1
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Twicetagria Football Invitational
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Rabastor Unity Trophy
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Overall Record
| Played | Wins | Draws | Losses |
| 94 | 21 | 18 | 55 |
Honours
IAC
- IAC 10 Round of 16
MSMT
- One-time runners-up