Sylestone national football team
The Sylestone National Football Team represents Sylestone in football and has done so since the start of the 72nd edition of the Baptism of Fire. While they are yet to produce the goods in an important international tournament, good performances in the IAC10 and Mike Sarzo Memorial Trophy have shown the world how classy they are.
Background Information
Nickname
The Appliances, named such because that's what they are.
Style
Sylestone uses a defensive 5-3-2 formation, but with star strikers. The midfielders play all around the ground and can assume striker and defender positions when required. Being Sentients, predicting their moves is hard and the coach, the Toaster, much prefers 1-0 wins to 3-2 as he is very defensive oriented.
Rivalries
Three of Sylestone's biggest rivalries are against The Jovannic, Tikariot and Megistos, all up-and-coming nations in the football world. Their other rivalry is against Ethane, a side of whom they have close diplomatic relations with. They have also played four games against Poafmersia.
Home Stadia
There are nine stadiums around Sylestone which have all hosted international football, the biggest ones being:
Sentient Oval (Kirkham), Chamberley Institute of Sport (Chamberley), Avondale International Sports Stadium (Avondale) and The Bay Reserve (Betham)
Staff
Coach
The Coach of the Sylestonean football team is the Toaster
Manager
The Toilet
Players
| Position | Name | Club |
| Goalkeeper | Brick Wall | Kirkham Sentients |
| Goalkeeper | Table | Kirkham Suburbs |
| Defender | Drawer | Kirkham Sentients |
| Defender | Dishwasher | Kirkham Appliances |
| Defender | Toilet | Kirkham City |
| Defender | Washing Machine | Easthold Royals (Mriin) |
| Defender | Ironing Board | Kirkham Appliances |
| Defender | Sofa | Kirkham Furniture |
| Midfielder | Bar Stool | Vidial Alchemists (Mriin) |
| Midfielder | Spiderwebs | Kirkham City |
| Midfielder | Stove | Letson Town (Ethane) |
| Midfielder | Fridge | Kirkham Suburbs |
| Forward | Mixer | Swisston City FC (Kohnhead) |
| Forward | Tumble Dryer | Kirkham Sentients |
Results
| Group Stage | Sylestone 0-0 Pangurstan |
| Group Stage | Sylestone 3-1 Floyssau |
| Group Stage | Sylestone 4-3 Southern Esportivan Union |
| Group Stage | Sylestone 0-1 Adyatin |
| Group Stage | Sylestone 2-4 Jamestownnnn |
| Group Stage | Sylestone 2-2 Res Publica Nova Roma |
| Round of 32 | Villablanca 0-0 Sylestone (1-0 AET) |
| North Quadana 1-0 Sylestone | Sylestone 0-0 North Quadana |
| Sylestone 0-0 Maccian | Maccian 1-0 Sylestone |
| Flavovespia 2-0 Sylestone | Sylestone 0-1 Flavovespia |
| Sylestone 2-1 Eastfield Lodge | Eastfield Lodge 4-1 Sylestone |
| A Flock of Seagulls 2-2 Sylestone | Sylestone 4-4 A Flock of Seagulls |
| Sylestone 0-0 West Pocono | West Pocono 3-1 Sylestone |
| South Covello 4-2 Sylestone | Sylestone 0-1 South Covello |
| Sylestone 0-2 Melbergia | Melbergia 1-0 Sylestone |
| Freeport 1-0 Sylestone | Sylestone 0-1 Freeport |
| Sylestone 0-2 Main Nation Ministry | Main Nation Ministry 3-0 Sylestone |
| The Appraisal to the Allmighty MR TAYTO 1-0 Sylestone | Sylestone 1-1 The Appraisal to the Allmighty MR TAYTO |
| Sylestone 1-2 Taeshan | Taeshan 3-0 Sylestone |
| Group Stage | Sylestone 2-3 Xanneria |
| Group Stage | Sylestone 4-3 Independent Athletes from Quebec |
| Group Stage | Sylestone 1-5 Busoga Islands |
| Group Stage | Sylestone 0-0 Mavinet |
| Group Stage | Sylestone 2-1 Silver Beach |
| Group Stage | Sylestone 3-3 Drawkland |
| Group Stage | Sylestone 1-0 Darkmania |
| Group Stage | Sylestone 3-2 Gekkeom |
| Round of 16 | Sylestone 2-3 New Lusitania |
| Round of 16 | Sylestone 1-1 Tequilo (1-1 AET) (5-4 pen.) |
| Quarter Final | Sylestone 1-0 Krytenia |
| Semi Final | Sylestone 4-2 Northwest Kalactin |
| Final | Sylestone 1-2 Starblaydia |
| Delaclava 3-0 Sylestone | Sylestone 1-0 Delaclava |
| Sylestone 2-0 Southwest Eastnorth | Southwest Eastnorth 3-2 Sylestone |
| Juvencus 2-1 Sylestone | Sylestone 2-0 Juvencus |
| Sylestone 0-1 Poafmersia | Poafmersia 2-1 Sylestone |
| Lovisa 1-0 Sylestone | Sylestone 0-0 Lovisa |
| Sylestone 3-0 Silver Commonwealth | Silver Commonwealth 2-0 Sylestone |
| Audioslavia 2-0 Sylestone | Sylestone 1-3 Audioslavia |
| Sylestone 1-2 Euran Oceanic Territories | Euran Oceanic Territories 0-0 Sylestone |
| The Holy Empire 4-3 Sylestone | Sylestone 3-3 The Holy Empire |
Overall Record
| Played | Wins | Draws | Losses |
| 94 | 21 | 18 | 55 |
Honours
IAC
- IAC 10 Round of 16
MSMT
- One-time runners-up