OOC:Time

This article is written from an out-of-character perspective.

Time in the multiverse is fluid, means different things to different people, and runs at different speeds depending on various factors. Either or both the place where you were born and the place where you live may affect how quickly you experience time and/or how quickly you age.

There are many ways of measuring time. Below are some examples.

Forum Time

“Forum Time” is the only technique of time measurement that is constant and can be relied upon to always run forwards. In this system, the multiverse was created on November 20th 2002 and is around eighteen years old.

Detractors of Forum Time state that the idea that the universe itself is younger than most of its inhabitants is stupid.

Real Time

Real time runs at exactly the same speed as forum time but has the added ‘advantages’ that no two countries can agree what year it is and the date of the creation of the multiverse is fuzzier and further in the past than with forum time.

People from nations that run in Real Time are often tired and overworked.

One Month = One Year

More common in ancient history than in the modern day. For a detailed description of the system see above, but multiply by a number between 28 and 31. Which number this is depends on whether you prefer Greg or Julian.

Two Years Per International Cycle, One Year Per Domestic Cycle

Many sporting nations use this system, and its ubiquitousness throughout the sporting world is its own strength. It also ensures that interesting footballers remain interesting for a longer period of time.

The downside of this system, aside from no two nations being able to agree what the current year is, is that international cycles and domestic cycles are not linked to one another in any way and often travel forwards at different speeds. The domestic cycle even stopped entirely one time and had to be rebooted with a different operating system.

Audioslavian / Starblaydi Roleplay Time

A/SRPT was stumbled upon accidentally by the two nations it’s named after and both like to pretend it is somehow more realistic than the above 2/1 system.

In reality, ASRPT is exactly the same as the above technique but twice as slow. The advantage that both Audioslavians and Starblaydis are both in the same year is rendered moot by the fact that literally every other nation in the multiverse believes it’s a different year. Furthermore, so counter-intuitive is the idea that a domestic season might last two years that the very notion has put a stop to domestic football in Starblaydia entirely.

Stable present

The notion of two years passing between World Cups (or similar) is advantageous in that it allows for a realistic aging of sports personnel, but in some cases can create difficulty if 2015 and 2065 have the same levels of technology, or are bizarrely similar in other ways besides people's ages. The approach taken by Candelaria And Marquez at one point is to continually keep the "present day" fixed, while pushing the date of the nation's emergence into international sport further and further back into the past with each passing cycle. This can lead to temporal paradoxes if the aim is to eventually synchronize one's Baptism of Fire with a long-forgotten historical crisis; whether this is a bug or a feature depends on one's point of view.