Sylestone national football team
The Sylestone National Football Team represents Sylestone in football and has done so since the start of the 72nd edition of the Baptism of Fire. While they are yet to produce the goods in an important international tournament, good performances in the IAC10 and Mike Sarzo Memorial Trophy have shown the world how classy they are.
Background Information
Nickname
The Appliances, named such because that's what they are.
Style
Sylestone uses a defensive 5-3-2 formation, but with star strikers. The midfielders play all around the ground and can assume striker and defender positions when required. Being Sentients, predicting their moves is hard and the coach, the Toaster, much prefers 1-0 wins to 3-2 as he is very defensive oriented.
Rivalries
Three of Sylestone's biggest rivalries are against The Jovannic, Tikariot and Megistos, all up-and-coming nations in the football world. Their other rivalry is against Ethane, a side of whom they have close diplomatic relations with. They have also played four games against Poafmersia.
Home Stadia
There are nine stadiums around Sylestone which have all hosted international football, the biggest ones being:
Sentient Oval (Kirkham), Chamberley Institute of Sport (Chamberley), Avondale International Sports Stadium (Avondale) and The Bay Reserve (Betham)
Staff
Coach
The Coach of the Sylestonean football team is the Toaster
Manager
The Toilet
Players
The Sentients
| No. | Pos. | Player | Date of birth (age) | Caps | Goals | Club |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| GK | Brick Wall | N/A | 197 | 1 | ||
| GK | Table | N/A | 26 | 0 | ||
| GK | Saucepan | N/A | 2 | 0 | ||
| DF | Ironing Board | N/A | 215 | 5 | ||
| DF | Toilet | N/A | 193 | 8 | ||
| DF | Washing Machine | N/A | 213 | 3 | ||
| DF | Dishwasher | N/A | 206 | 4 | ||
| DF | Nokia | N/A | 33 | 1 | ||
| DF | Sofa | N/A | 207 | 6 | ||
| DF | Wok | N/A | 4 | 0 | ||
| DF | Drawer | N/A | 186 | 2 | ||
| MF | Television | N/A | 4 | 0 | ||
| MF | Air Conditioner | N/A | 4 | 0 | ||
| MF | Stove | N/A | 202 | 13 | ||
| MF | Bar Stool | N/A | 214 | 30 | ||
| MF | Fridge | N/A | 215 | 22 | ||
| MF | Kitchen Sink | N/A | 5 | 1 | ||
| MF | Knife | N/A | 4 | 2 | ||
| MF | Spiderwebs | N/A | 161 | 9 | ||
| MF | Heater | N/A | 4 | 2 | ||
| MF | Mixer | N/A | 215 | 67 | ||
| FW | Tumble Dryer | N/A | 213 | 57 | ||
| FW | AC Vent | N/A | 128 | 11 |
Results
World Cup
World Cup 85
Baptism of Fire 72
| MD 1 | Sylestone | 0-0 | Appalachian Nation | |
| Stadium: TBA |
| MD 2 | Sylestone | 3-1 | Appalachian Nation | |
| Mixer Fridge |
Player |
Stadium: TBA |
| MD 3 | Sylestone | 4-3 | Appalachian Nation | |
| Tumble Dryer Bar Stool Sofa |
Player Player Player |
Stadium: TBA |
| MD 6 | Sylestone | 2-4 | Appalachian Nation | |
| Tumble Dryer Mixer |
Player Player Player Player |
Stadium: TBA |
| MD 7 | Sylestone | 2-2 | Template:Country data Res Publica Nova | Appalachian Nation |
| Drawer Spiderwebs |
Player Player |
Stadium: TBA |
| Round of 32 | Sylestone | 0-1 (a.e.t.) | File:Flag of Villablanca.png Vilablanca | Letson, Ethane |
| Player |
World Cup Qualifiers
| MD 1 | North Quadana File:Flag of North Quadana.png | 1-0 | North Quadana | |
| Player |
| MD 3 | Flavovespia | 2-0 | Flavovespia | |
| Player Player |
| MD 4 | Sylestone | 2-1 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Tumble Dryer |
Player |
Stadium: Chamberley Institure of Sport |
| MD 5 | Template:Country data A Flock of Seagulls | 2-2 | A Flock of Seagulls | |
| Tumble Dryer Ironing Board |
Player Player |
| MD 6 | Sylestone | 0-0 | Template:Country data West Pocono | Kirkham, Sylestone |
| Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| MD 7 | South Covello | 4-2 | South Covello | |
| Player Player Player Player |
Spiderwebs Stove |
| MD 10 | Sylestone | 0-2 | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| Player Player |
Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| MD 11 | Template:Country data The Appraisal to the Allmighty MR TAYTO | 1-0 | The Appraisal to the Allmighty MR TAYTO | |
| Player |
| MD 13 | Sylestone | 1-2 | Kirkham, Sylestone | |
| Spiderwebs |
Nkitilina Morgenstern |
Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| MD 14 | Sylestone | 0-0 | File:Flag of North Quadana.png North Quadana | Betham, Sylestone |
| Stadium: The Bay Reserve |
| MD 16 | Sylestone | 0-1 | Pesfield, Sylestone | |
| Player |
Stadium: The Trees |
| MD 17 | Eastfield Lodge | 4-1 | Eastfield Lodge | |
| Cousin Morales |
Mixer |
| MD 18 | Sylestone | 4-4 | Template:Country data A Flock of Seagulls | Cleorough, Sylestone |
| Mixer Spiderwebs |
Player Player Player Player |
Stadium: Carson Stadium |
| MD 19 | Template:Country data West Pocono | 3-1 | West Pocono | |
| Player Player Player |
Ironing Board |
| MD 20 | Sylestone | 0-1 | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| MD 23 | Main Nation Ministry | 3-0 | Main Nation Ministry | |
| Player Player Player |
| MD 24 | Sylestone | 1-1 | Template:Country data The Appraisal to the Allmighty MR TAYTO | Kirkham, Sylestone |
| Player |
Tumble Dryer |
Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| MD 26 | Taeshan | 3-0 | Chinchinhua, Taeshan | |
| Ninetails Morgenstern Jackson |
Stadium: Real Stadium on the Lake |
Cup of Harmony 77
| MD 2 | Sylestone | 2-3 | Arlington, Zwangzug | |
| Mixer Fridge |
Laymore Bonchek Falcon |
Stadium: City Athletic Venue |
| MD 3 | Sylestone | 4-3 | Zwischen, Zwangzug | |
| Mixer Bar Stool Stove |
Player Player Player |
Stadium: Zwischen Soccer-Specific Stadium |
| MD 4 | Sylestone | 1-5 | Zwischen, Sylestone | |
| Fridge |
Amitabh Player Player |
Stadium: Zwischen Soccer-Specific Stadium |
World Cup 86
World Cup Qualifiers
| MD 2 | Sylestone | 2-0 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Tumble Dryer |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
| MD 4 | Sylestone | 0-1 | Kirkham, Sylestone | |
| Hoboson |
Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| MD 6 | Sylestone | 3-0 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Mixer Bar Stool |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
| MD 7 | Audioslavia | 2-0 | Audioslavia | |
| Knudsen Rosel |
| MD 8 | Sylestone | 1-2 | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| Bar Stool |
Chadwick Ramsey |
Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| MD 9 | The Holy Empire | 4-3 | The Holy Empire | |
| Vatatzes Ceraluso |
Stove Mixer |
| MD 11 | Southwest Eastnorth | 3-2 | Southwest Eastnorth | |
| Houton Austin Johncock |
Mixer |
| MD 13 | Poafmersia | 2-1 | Poafmersia | |
| Meyer Casey |
Fridge |
| MD 15 | Silver Commonwealth | 2-0 | Silver Commonwealth | |
| Garcia |
| MD 16 | Sylestone | 1-3 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Mixer |
Rosel Da Rosa |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
| MD 17 | Euran Oceania Territories | 0-0 | Euran Oceanic Territories |
| MD 18 | Sylestone | 3-3 | Betham, Sylestone | |
| Mixer Tumble Dryer Template:56 |
Player Player Player |
Stadium: The Bay Reserve |
Cup of Harmony 78
| MD 1 | The Jovannic | 1-3 | New Sarum, Ethane | |
| Lelop |
Mixer |
Stadium: Prince Edward Stadium |
| MD 2 | Sylestone | 1-4 | New Sarum, Ethane | |
| Bar Stool |
Aitken Drawer Alexander |
Stadium: Prince Edward Stadium |
| MD 4 | Sylestone | 1-0 | Deloitte, Ethane | |
| Tumble Dryer |
Stadium: GLENT Stadium |
| MD 5 | Sylestone | 2-0 | Southern Hampton, Ethane | |
| Bar Stool Spiderwebs |
Stadium: Marianne Detreaux Stadium |
| Round of 32 | Sylestone | 0-0 (a.e.t.) (4-3 p) | Ethane |
| Round of 16 | Sylestone | 3-2 (a.e.t.) | Southern Hampton, Ethane | |
| Bar Stool Tumble Dryer Stove |
Mixer Presintino |
Stadium: Marianna Detreaux Stadium |
| Quarter-Finals | Sylestone | 1-0 | Letson, Ethane | |
| Bar Stool |
Stadium: Newton-Smith Arena |
| Semi-Final | Sylestone | 1-2 (a.e.t.) | Deloitte, Ethane | |
| Fridge |
Malkorra |
Stadium: GLENT Arena |
| Third Place Playoff | Sylestone | 2-1 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Mixer |
Costa |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
World Cup 87
World Cup Qualifiers
| MD1 | Sylestone | 1-0 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Toilet |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
| MD3 | Sylestone | 2-1 | Pesfield, Sylestone | |
| Tumble Dryer |
Nandris |
Stadium: The Trees Stadium |
| MD4 | Ko-oren | 3-1 | Schemerdrecht, Ko-oren | |
| Erisia Moore Vaugrenard |
Stove |
Stadium: Orange Bowl 54000 |
| MD5 | Sylestone | 0-1 | Kirkham, Sylestone | |
| Mancosu |
Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| MD6 | Blouman Empire | 2-1 | Blouman Empire | |
| Cousins |
AC Vent |
| MD7 | Sylestone | 3-2 | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| Mixer Bar Stool Fridge |
Rarihoe Sluttershy |
Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| MD9 | Sylestone | 2-1 | Betham, Sylestone | |
| Mixer Fridge |
Houten |
Stadium: The Bay Reserve |
| MD10 | North Alezia | 0-3 | North Alezia | |
| Mixer Bar Stool |
| MD13 | Crystalline Caverns | 1-2 | Crystalline Caverns | |
| Wang |
Fridge Tumble Dryer |
| MD14 | Quebec and Shingoryeo | 2-1 | Quebec | |
| Borges Mancosu |
Mixer |
| MD15 | Sylestone | 1-2 | Dunkirk, Sylestone | |
| AC Vent |
Cousins Hunter |
Stadium: Ground of Dunkirk |
| MD18 | The Sarian | 1-1 | The Sarian | |
| Houten |
Mixer |
Cup of Harmony 79
| MD2 | Sylestone | 2-0 | Coffs Harbour, Northwest Kalactin | |
| Fridge Mixer |
Stadium: The Harbour Coliseum |
| MD3 | Sylestone | 1-3 | Coffs Harbour, Northwest Kalactin | |
| Player |
Player Player Player |
Stadium: The Harbour Coliseum |
World Cup 88
World Cup Qualifiers
| MD2 | Trolleborg File:Flag of Wales 2.svg | 0-1 | Trolleborg City, Trolleborg | |
| Tumble Dryer |
Stadium: 1th December Stadium |
| MD3 | Sylestone | 1-1 | Pesfield, Sylestone | |
| Stove |
Takahara |
Stadium: The Trees Stadium |
| MD5 | Sylestone | 0-1 | Kirkham, Sylestone | |
| Washing Machine |
Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| MD6 | Al Qurija | 3-4 | Al Qurija | |
| Popovski Dimitrov |
Mixer AC Vent Bar Stool |
Stadium: Petro Mohammed Stadium |
| MD7 | Sylestone | 0-0 | Dunkirk, Sylestone | |
| Stadium: Ground of Dunkirk |
| MD8 | Tequilo | 2-2 | Tapalupe, Tequilo | |
| Ecuador Bailén |
Stove AC Vent |
Stadium: Estadio Águilar |
| MD11 | Sylestone | 0-0 | File:Flag of Wales 2.svg Trolleborg | Cleorough, Sylestone |
| Stadium: Carson Stadium |
| MD12 | North Japan | 0-1 | North Japan | |
| Bar Stool |
| MD14 | Rangers FC | 1-2 | Glaskopolis, Rangers FC | |
| Kamariskis |
Ironing Board Mixer |
Stadium: Stadio Ibrosikis |
| MD16 | Sannyamathland | 1-3 | Rowling City, Sannyamathland | |
| Chubukov |
Mixer AC Vent Dishwasher |
Stadium: Big Bowl International Stadium |
Cup of Harmony 80
| MD2 | Sylestone | 0-0 | Græntfjall | |
| Stadium: Sanktjakobvöllur |
World Cup 89
World Cup Qualifiers
| MD3 | Lathamford | 1-0 | Lathamford | |
| Wymondham |
Stadium: Thousandforks National Arena |
| MD4 | Sylestone | 3-0 | Halpenley, Sylestone | |
| Spiderwebs Tumble Dryer Mixer |
Stadium: Sunlife Stadium |
| MD7 | Chromatika | 1-1 | Myana, Chromatika | |
| Hauser |
Bar Stool |
Stadium: Islander Dome |
| MD8 | Sylestone | 2-0 | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| Television AC Vent |
Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| MD9 | Schima Bas | 1-2 | Schima Bas | |
| Vizari |
Tumble Dryer Heater |
| MD12 | Sylestone | 1-1 | Kirkham, Sylestone | |
| Tumble Dryer |
Farrowsteam |
Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| MD13 | Srednjaci | 1-1 | Melarit, Srednjaci | |
| Julišković |
Air Conditioner |
Stadium: Blue Volcano Stadium |
| MD14 | Sylestone | 3-1 | Dunkirk, Sylestone | |
| Mixer Fridge |
Enix |
Stadium: Ground of Dunkirk |
| MD16 | Sylestone | 0-1 | Pesfield, Sylestone | |
| Hauser |
Stadium: The Trees |
| MD18 | Sylestone | 0-0 | Dodle, Sylestone | |
| Stadium: The Furnace |
Independent Associations Championship
IAC 10
| MD 1 | Sylestone | 2-1 | Eternare, Omerica | |
| Tumble Dryer Bar Stool |
Player |
Stadium: Stade Rue de la Victoire |
| MD 2 | Sylestone | 3-3 | Eternare, Omerica | |
| Washing Machine Mixer Bar Stool |
Player Player Player |
Stadium: Stade Rue de la Victoire |
| MD 5 | Sylestone | 3-2 | File:Flag of Laos.svg Gekkeom | Port Alexandre, Omerica |
| Fridge Tumble Dryer Bar Stool |
Player Player |
Stadium: Arena la Rouge |
| Round of 16 | Sylestone | 2-3 | Charlescourt, Omerica | |
| Tumble Dryer |
Player Player Player |
Stadium: Stade Just-Cartier |
International Football Cup
IFC 1
| MD 2 | Eurasies | 0-2 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Tumble Dryer |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
| MD 3 | Sylestone | 0-1 | Kirkham, Sylestone | |
| Player |
Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| MD 4 | Liberal Democratic Socialist States | 5-3 | Dunkirk, Sylestone | |
| Player Player Player Player Player |
Fridge Mixer |
Stadium: Ground of Dunkirk |
| MD 8 | The Jovannic | 0-1 | Kirkham, Sylestone | |
| Spiderwebs |
Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| MD 9 | Sylestone | 2-0 | Dunkirk, Sylestone | |
| Ironing Board Drawer |
Stadium: Ground of Dunkirk |
| Semi Final | Sylestone | 1-0 (a.e.t.) | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| Mixer |
Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| Final | Tikariot | 1-0 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Vacarese |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
IFC 2
| MD 1 | Sylestone | 2-0 | Calamari County, Squidroidia | |
| Tumble Dryer Sofa |
Stadium: County Stadium |
| MD 2 | Sylestone | 3-2 | Calamari County, Squidroidia | |
| Tumble Dryer Sofa Fridge |
Conti Moutinho |
Stadium: County Stadium |
| MD 3 | Sylestone | 1-2 | File:Flag of FLNKS.svg Quemorr Isles | Calamari County, Squidroidia |
| Mixer |
Box Jellyfish |
Stadium: County Stadium |
| Quarter Final | Sylestone | 0-1 | Midnight, Squidroidia | |
| Jun |
Stadium: Darkness Stadium |
Mike Sarzo Memorial Trophy
MSMT #1
| Round of 16 | Sylestone | 1-1 (a.e.t.) (5-4 p) | Emberton, Krytenia | |
| Mixer |
Player |
Stadium: Isserson Olympic Stadium |
| Quarter Final | Sylestone | 1-0 | Emberton, Krytenia | |
| Bar Stool |
Stadium: Isserson Olympic Stadium |
| Semi Final | Sylestone | 4-2 | Emberton, Krytenia | |
| Mixer Tumble Dryer |
Player Player |
Stadium: Isserson Olympic Stadium |
| Final | Sylestone | 1-2 | Nicksia, Sarzonia | |
| Bar Stool |
Maddison Roshanek |
Stadium: Mike Sarzo Stadium |
Twicetagria Football Invitational
| MD 1 | Sylestone | 1-0 | Twicetagria | |
| Toilet |
| MD 2 | Sylestone | 1-0 | Squornshelan Remnant States | Twicetagria |
| Mixer |
| Quarter Final | Sylestone | 1-0 | Twicetagria | |
| Fridge |
| Semi Final | Sylestone | 2-1 (a.e.t.) | Twice Square, Twicetagria | |
| Mixer Bar Stool |
Toki |
Stadium: Stray Kids Colosseum |
| Final | Sylestone | 1-3 | Velikiygrad, Twicetagria | |
| Mixer |
Iribarren McLoughlin |
Stadium: Dynamo Stadium |
Rabastor Unity Trophy
| MD 1 | Sylestone | 0-1 | Osarius | |
| Player |
Stadium: Silver Arrow Meadow |
| MD 2 | Sylestone | 2-1 | Template:Country data Rabastor XI | Osarius |
| Mixer Tumble Dryer |
Player |
Stadium: Silver Arrow Meadow |
Campionato Esportiva
Campionato Esportiva 28
| MD 1 | Sylestone | 0-0 | Elephant Island, South Newlandia | |
| Stadium: Kinetik Stadium |
| MD 2 | Sylestone | 3-3 | Walstreim, South Newlandia | |
| Bar Stool Mixer Toilet |
Williams |
Stadium: Walstreim City Stadium |
| MD 3 | Sylestone | 0-1 | Template:Country data Racing | Newport, South Newlandia |
| Player |
Stadium: Newport Park |
Campionato Esportiva 29
| MD 1 | Sylestone | 0-1 | Template:Country data Racing | New Blopping, Hannasea |
| Player |
Stadium: The Big Mong |
Campionato Esportiva 30
| MD1 | Sylestone | 1-1 | St Bart’s, The Licentian Isles | |
| Fleetwood |
Lombardi |
Stadium: St Bart’s Oval |
| MD2 | Sylestone | 0-2 | St Thomas, The Licentian Isles | |
| Cazenave Dior |
Stadium: Recreation Ground |
| MD1 | Sylestone | 1-2 | Template:Country data East Murbley | St Thomas, The Licentian Isles |
| C Holmes |
Player Player |
Stadium: Recreation Ground |
Campionato Esportiva 34
| MD1 | Sylestone | 0-2 | New Colk, South Newlandia | |
| Coleman Deighton |
Stadium: Kinetik Stadium |
| MD2 | Sylestone | 0-0 | Template:Country data Racing | New Colk, South Newlandia |
| Stadium: Kinetik Stadium |
| MD3 | Sylestone | 1-0 | New Colk, South Newlandia | |
| Fleetwood |
Stadium: Kinetik Stadium |
| MD4 | Sylestone | 4-1 | New Colk, South Newlandia | |
| Rodway Jones Hightower |
Player |
Stadium: Kinetik Stadium |
| MD5 | Sylestone | 8-2 | New Colk, South Newlandia | |
| Hightower Fleetwood Holt Rodway Fridge Keyes |
Player Player |
Stadium: Kinetik Stadium |
| Round of 16 | Sylestone | 1-1 (a.e.t.) (4-3 p) | Newport, South Newlandia | |
| Hightower |
Wake |
Stadium: EsportivArena |
| Quarterfinal | Sylestone | 0-1 (a.e.t.) | Walstreim, South Newlandia | |
| Hicks |
Stadium: Walstreim Park |
The National
| MD 1 | Sylestone | 0-1 | Arlo, Xanneria | |
| Bele |
Stadium: University Athletic Sports Stadium |
| MD 2 | Template:Country data The Koskr | 0-1 | Loy City, Xanneria | |
| Mixer |
Stadium: DuQuoin West Bay Stadium |
| MD 4 | Ethane | 2-1 | Hawthorne, Xanneria | |
| Player Player |
Bar Stool |
Stadium: Richmond Avenue Bowl |
| MD 5 | Sylestone | 3-0 | File:Flag of Angola.svg Nyowani Kitara | Loy City, Xanneria |
| Fridge Mixer |
Stadium: DuQuoin West Bay Stadium |
| 8th Place Game | Adab File:Flag of Yemen.svg | 2-1 | East End, Xanneria | |
| Player Player |
Tumble Dryer |
Stadium: EEUFCC McAnally Stadium |
Friendlies
| Friendly | Sharktail | 2-2 | Sharktail | |
| Player Player |
Mixer Dishwasher |
Stadium: Kota Lama National Arena |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 2-1 | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| Washing Machine Fridge |
Player |
Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 0-1 | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| Player |
Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 1-1 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Tumble Dryer |
Player |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
| Friendly | Megistos | 1-5 | Vassaco, Megistos | |
| Player |
Tumble Drter Mixer Bar Stool Sofa |
Stadium: Vassacostadio |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 1-0 | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| AC Vent |
Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 0-2 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Player Player |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 1-0 | Kirkham, Sylestone | |
| Mixer |
Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| Friendly | Ethane | 3-0 | Deloitte, Ethane | |
| Player Player Player |
Stadium: Global Enterprises Stadium |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 1-3 | Betham, Sylestone | |
| Toilet |
Player Player Player |
Stadium: The Bay Reserve |
| Friendly | New Lusitania | 1-1 | Covilha, New Lusitania | |
| Stove |
Player |
Stadium: Estadio Miraserra |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 2-0 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Mixer Tumble Dryer |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 1-3 | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| Sofa |
Player Player Dishwasher |
Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| Friendly | Drunk People at the Local Tavern File:Flag of None.svg | 3-1 | Drunk People at the Local Tavern | |
| Player Player Player |
AC Vent |
Stadium: Cassie and Michael Newman's Backyard |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 2-2 | Dodle, Sylestone | |
| Spiderwebs Ironing Board |
Player Player |
Stadium: Fiery Stadium |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 0-1 | Kirkham, Sylestone | |
| Soccer Ball |
Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 0-1 | Sylestone | |
| Player |
| Friendly | Baker Park | 3-0 | Baker Park | |
| Player Player Player |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 3-2 | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| Bar Stool Tumble Dryer |
Player Player |
Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 1-0 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Player |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
| Friendly | Cascadia Empire File:Flag of Cascadia.svg | 0-0 | Seattle, Cascadia | |
| Stadium: Lumen Field |
| Friendly | Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom | 1-0 | Aleiusia, Zeta Reka | |
| Player |
Stadium: Zeta Reka National Sports Complex |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 4-1 | Betham, Sylestone | |
| Mixer |
Player |
Stadium: The Bay Reserve |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 1-0 | Dunkirk, Sylestone | |
| Tumble Dryer |
Stadium: Ground of Dunkirk |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 0-1 | File:Flag of FLNKS.svg Quemorr Isles | Kirkham, Sylestone |
| Great White Shark |
Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| Friendly | Savigliane | 1-0 | Acqui Bollente, Savigliane | |
| Player |
Stadium: Stadio del Piero |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 1-2 | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| Bar Stool |
Player Player |
Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| Friendly | Baker Park | 3-1 | ||
| Player Player |
Mixer |
| Friendly | Tumbra | 4-4 | Straton, Tumbra | |
| Sheldon Hicks Herlinger |
Tumble Dryer Mixer Toilet Bar Stool |
Stadium: Tumbran National Stadium |
| Friendly | Licentian Isles | 1-0 | Abingdon, The Licentian Isles | |
| Henderson |
Stadium: Gardiner-Stewart Stadium |
| Friendly | Quebec and Shingoryeo | 3-2 | Attawapiskat, Sylestone | |
| Huitema-Omeasoo Mancosu Hanson-Conavacio |
Tumble Dryer |
Stadium: City of Attawapiskat Stadium |
| Friendly | Poafmersia | 1-1 | Fiskadaha, Zwangzug | |
| Dufour |
Fridge |
Stadium: Libira National Stadium |
| Friendly | Bollonich | 1-2 | Vreton City, Bollonich | |
| Perry |
Fridge Sofa |
Stadium: John Lennon Stadium |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 2-1 | Betham, Sylestone | |
| Tumble Dryer Mixer |
Marshall |
Stadium: The Bay Reserve |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 2-3 | Pesfield, Sylestone | |
| Stove |
Gal Igorić Stewanowić |
Stadium: The Trees Stadium |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 0-1 | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| Navarro |
Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 2-1 | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| Nokia Tumble Dryer |
Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 0-0 | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 0-1 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Frangoglou |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 2-2 | Kirkham, Sylestone | |
| Toilet Mixer |
Petit Rose |
Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 2-1 | Kirkham, Sylestone | |
| Bar Stool Spiderwebs |
Moist |
Stadium: Sentient Oval |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 3-0 | Chamberley, Sylestone | |
| Tumble Dryer Mixer |
Stadium: Chamberley Institute of Sport |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 1-2 | Avondale, Sylestone | |
| AC Vent |
Stratford Robin |
Stadium: Avondale International Sports Stadium |
| Friendly | Juvencus | 3-1 | Serone, Juvencus | |
| Portieri Tafani |
Dishwasher |
Stadium: The II Porto |
| Friendly | Sylestone | 1-3 | Kirkham, Sylestone | |
| Heater |
Player Player |
Stadium: Stadium of the Glorious Sentient Objects |
| Friendly | Licentian Isles | 1-4 | The Licentian Isles | |
| van Oers |
Kitchen Sink Mixer Knife |
Results Template
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Overall Record
Positive Record ‹See Tfd› Neutral Record ‹See Tfd› Negative Record ‹See Tfd›
| Opponents | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| File:Flag of Yemen.svg Adab | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 |
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | |
| Template:Country data A Flock of Seagulls | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 0 |
| 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | +2 | |
| 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 4 | +1 | |
| 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | |
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | |
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | +1 | |
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | -4 | |
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 8 | -7 | |
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -2 | |
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | -2 | |
| 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 3 | +4 | |
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +1 | |
| 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | |
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | -4 | |
| File:Flag of Cascadia.svg Cascadia Empire | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | |
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | +1 | |
| 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | +2 | |
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +1 | |
| 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | |
| 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | |
| File:Flag of None.svg Drunk People at the Local Tavern | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 |
| 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | -3 | |
| Template:Country data East Murbley | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 |
| 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 02 | |
| 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 7 | -6 | |
| 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | +1 | |
| 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | |
| 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | +3 | |
| 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | -3 | |
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | +2 | |
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | -2 | |
| 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 2 | +6 | |
| File:Flag of Laos.svg Gekkeom | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | +1 |
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | +3 | |
| 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 8 | -4 | |
| 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 9 | -2 | |
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | -2 | |
| 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 7 | -2 | |
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | -3 | |
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | -2 | |
| 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | -2 | |
| 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | |
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -2 | |
| 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | |
| 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | |
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +1 | |
| 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | |
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2 | +6 | |
| 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | |
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | -5 | |
| 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | |
| 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 1 | +9 | |
| 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 5 | 0 | |
| 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | +4 | |
| 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -1 | |
| 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | |
| 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | +4 | |
| 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | +1 | |
| File:Flag of North Quadana.png North Quadana | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 |
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | +2 | |
| Template:Country data Nova Anglican Admin Zone of Esportiva | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
| File:Flag of Angola.svg Nyowani Kitara | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | +3 |
| 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | |
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | |
| 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +1 | |
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | +2 | |
| 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 7 | -4 | |
| 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | +3 | |
| File:Flag of FLNKS.svg Quemorr Isles | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | -2 |
| Template:Country data Rabastor XI | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | +1 |
| Template:Country data Racing | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | -2 |
| 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | +2 | |
| Template:Country data Res Publica Nova | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -2 | |
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +1 | |
| 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | +2 | |
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | +1 | |
| 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | |
| 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | +1 | |
| 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | |
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | +1 | |
| 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 | +1 | |
| 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | +3 | |
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 5 | -3 | |
| 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 5 | -2 | |
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +1 | |
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | +1 | |
| 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | +1 | |
| 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | |
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +1 | |
| 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | +3 | |
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | |
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 10 | -9 | |
| 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +1 | |
| 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | |
| 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 4 | +4 | |
| Template:Country data The Appraisal to the Allmighty MR TAYTO | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 |
| 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | +3 | |
| 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | |
| 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 7 | +4 | |
| Template:Country data The Koskr | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +1 |
| 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 2 | +2 | |
| 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | +1 | |
| 8 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 7 | -3 | |
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | |
| File:Flag of Wales 2.svg Trolleborg | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +1 |
| 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 7 | -3 | |
| 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +1 | |
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 8 | -6 | |
| File:Flag of Villablanca.png Vilablanca | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 |
| Template:Country data West Pocono | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 |
| 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 7 | -2 | |
| 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | |
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 7 | -4 | |
| 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | |
| Total | 249 | 83 | 57 | 109 | 268 | 311 | -43 |
Honours
Cup of Harmony
- CoH 78 Third-Place
IAC
- IAC 10 Round of 16
MSMT
- One-time runners-up
Twicetagria Football Invitational
- Runners-up
IFC
- IFC 1 Runners-up